Sunday, 13 April 2014

Luck by Phone - Part- 1

It’s a Wednesday night, just finished dinner. Everything around me looks same as any other day. Some channel on TV and is being muted, I was holding my iPad playing subway surfer, my roomie was busy with his laptop [Could be in FB as usual], my other roomie was busy with his phone [Could be with his girlfriend] home theatre is running some songs which my roomies doesn't care to listen and my phone is just a hand distance away. Three of us are under one roof but we hardly speak unless it is necessary. Should we be happy that technology shortened the distance between people or sad that it had distanced the nearby people.
 Such a nice song from the home theatre, - “tonight is going to be a good night, tonight is going to be a good good night”- I too hope so. Whoa whoa whoa… it’s about Malaysian flight news in TV. [Unmuted TV] Seems like I cannot stick to my swear for so long, it’s already 11 but and no traces of Malaysian flight.  Yes, I swore to myself that I would not fly until Malaysian flight traced out.  TV muted back. Its 11PM.
[Cell phone chimes]
 ‘that’s my phone' a txt message to my phone. I looked at my phone again. It has two sparkling stars at the backside of phone which my phone should not be having. It seems like my phone got exchanged. There is a nice girl pic on the phone's desktop. 'You are looking amazing' I replied. Started thinking when my phone got exchanged and felt happy about the happy accident happened today.


She: when ll u return my ph?
Me:  when shall v meet?
She:tmr?
Me: i hv ofc. There is nothing urgent for me. Hw abt this wknd?
She: wknd!! C'mon still 2 more days to go.
Me: Hey..Do you remember ? tomorrow is Nikhil's b'day.
She: oh..Yeah... Do u knw 'Nikhil'?
Me: haha... There is reminder in your phone.
She: My phone????

TV unmuted, seems like my roomies favorite anchor’s live TV program. It comes daily same time and same girl. Believe it or not he daily tries to connect to the fancy number of the program but never got a chance to talk with her. OMG…but not today, it got connected, such an unbelievable thing. The same song[-“tonight is going to be a good night”] had worked for my roomie as well. I was very eager to listen to the conversation. To my surprise, my friend who hardly speaks with me daily and busy with his phone all the time asked the TV girl to say “Hi” to me first and then continued with his usual bullshit. May be I should rethink on my two liner about the technology distancing people.

She: hello, u thr?
Me: hmm.. ya ya, where do u wrk?

I went into my room and locked.

She: you are getting call from 'rakhee'.
Me: jus, ignore.
She:Such nice ring tone u hv.
Me: liked it? My roomie always cribs about it.
She:huh, u didn’t get the sarcasm in saying nice ring tone.U can easily kill someone with this ring tone.
Me:Oh…was little excited by the appreciation..
She: where did my phone get exchange!!! Did u come to pvr forum today?
Me: yes.
She: land mark book shop?
Me: yes..
She: ok, there it happnd. I kept my phone on fiction books, while reading a book.
Me: i remember that i kept my phone on autobiographies but found it on fictions :). Both sections were side by side :)
She: ok, tomorrow pvr landmark,5:00pm???
Me: hmm .. will c, wts your name?
She:y do u need?
Me: Simply,
She:Ok, here is the deal, I don’t ask your details and don’t ask mine.
Me:Deal partially accepted.
She: ???
Me: Accepted that u need not ask my details.
She: 2 much…Find out my details if you could.
Me: Do you know any app which we can use to search by image/picture.
She: I guess no, Invent one , n y do u need it?
Me: Jus got few of your pics from gallery, wanted to search your details with them.
She: It’s not manners to open my phone’s gallery.
Me: huh.. its Ok, you can browse my pics.
She: Whr??? No pics at all in gallery.
Me: Seems like u tried it much b4 J J J
She: hmm … accidentally - thinking my phone, not like u.
Me: ya, ya Ok. Btw, it’s surprising.
She: wt?
Me: Its 11PM and no calls or txts for u.
She: I didn’t get u…
Me: I heard frm a survey that most the girl’s mobiles are busy from 10:30PM to 12:00PM, and most interesting part of it is 90% of them will be speaking with guys J
She: got it, I am single.
Me:  Me tooJ.
She: I didn’t ask u.
Me: yeah…Ok. had dinner?
She: Hmm…
Me: Me too, jus finished.
She: u need not tell. Ur notification sound says it. Such a horrible sound, does anyone keeps ‘Burp’
Me: haha… such a cool sound, no!

Me: Hey.. u ther?
She:Hmm.. Yeah.
Me:Hey, today I came across an amazing fact. You would surely like it.
She:yeah, the phone u r holding is mine and I rilly dnt lyk it.
Me:C’mon not that. Can u find one similarity among Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vince, Bill gates, Alexander the great, Napoleon, Charlie Chaplin and Adolf Hitler?
She: No,
Me: wait, wait, list is not over yet. Mahatma Gandhi and Amitabh bachchan as well.
She:Jus tel me, before I Google
Me:Ok, They are all Left handers. Surprising, no?
She:Hmm… bt little sad that all of the Gandhi’s statues are deceiving ppl.
Me:Oh..Y?
She: Jus chk, he holds walking stick with right hand in all his statues whereas the truth could be with left hand.
Me:huh…, bt u r nt getting the fun part of the fact L.
She: hmm.. its nice to knw.
Me:y don’t smile at least once, its not that difficult, if u like something jus browse to emoticons and click on J, if u don’t like something jus click on L
She: L L L
Me: Fair enough …
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She: So, its 4:00AM dnt u think we should sleep nw to meet at 8:00AM tomorrow?
Me:yeah,bt y nt this wknd?
She:dnt say that again and again pls.
Me: hmm
Me: wait, wait ..landmark starts at 11:00 AM though
She:Should we really go inside to exchange the phones
Me:u r right, got u.
She:c u tmr.
Me:yeah, gn.
Me: wait, ….., hw do I recognize u?
She:I m getting slp, no childs play pls.
Me:ya ya, Ok, I hv seen ur pics.
Me:nice talking (Chatting) with u.
She: me too
Me:huh.. no smiley still.
She: L
Me:huh
She: JJJ

Me: grt, nw will slp J.

                                                     *** Part - 1 ends***

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